BUY OR DIE

Americans make great weapons. It’s a shame that the best thing they make their own people can’t buy. Wal-Mart should carry M-16s, grenade belts, and V-22 Osprey tilt-rotor hovercraft.

Oh and my new book The Saddam Dump [Saddam Hussein’s Trial Blog]. It is available in bookstores now! So go get one. It’s perfect for travel, beach, or poolside during the Forth of July weekend. Buy The Book HERE >>


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NEVER FORGET

To raise money for my defense fund I have worked out a deal with the Franklin Mint to produce a series of commemorative plates paying tribute to my lawyers who have been killed.


This is the Khamis al-Obeidi plate. It is the third plate in the series. Get the starter set of three now and we will send you a new plate each month to examine and keep, or return it if you are not 100% satisfied. Get them now! Supplies are limited.

My new book The Saddam Dump [Saddam Hussein's Trial Blog] will be in stores next Tuesday. It's a great summer time read so get yours to enjoy over the Fourth of July holiday, or buy the book online NOW!


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INVADING MYSPACE

I am hoping for a Hollywood ending to my trials. If I have enough good characters who show support for me I might get off. I am thinking of a real Mr. Smith Goes To Washington moment. That is why I have joined myspace.

The first day I was a bit disappointed because I had only one friend… Tom. It seems Tom comes to be a friend of everyone who is on myspace.


But then I looked at Tom’s page and I realized Tom has 85 million friends! With Tom I only need one friend. Because he has 85 million!!!!!

Today I have 45 friends, tomorrow 45 thousand. By the end of the week it should be 45 million! Who can argue that I am not a good person if I have 45 million friends?

Look at my page here.


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DOES 4 EVER MEAN FOREVER

I have a new jailhouse tat! I got the old one so long ago and I was tired of it, so I decided to do a cover-up.


I am almost as excited about my new tattoo as I am about my new book: National Lampoon The Saddam Dump [Saddam Hussein's Trial Blog], in stores June 27. You may buy the book online NOW!


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I HOPE TO KILL

While I am busy on most days with my trial I do have time to work on other things. Today I have worked on my comedy act and I have much new material to share:

What is the difference between Iraq and Vietnam? – Sand

Perhaps one day I will be free to give performances at the Karbala Komedy Kitchen.

Here is a video of me… Leave a comment below to let me know how much I have killed.


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