MORE ABOUT ME
The "about me" section does not meet my fulfillment. Therefore it is required to have more, “more about me." – Saddam Hussein
Age: 69
Gender: 100% male
Astrological Sign: Taurus (Same birthday as Jay Leno – Ha Ha)
Zodiac Year: Ox
Industry: Socialist Pan-Arab Tyranny
Occupation: President of Iraq (That’s right I’m the president of Iraq – FU MFer!!!)
Location: Undisclosed, Iraq (C’mon, who are we kidding? I’m in the Green Zone)
Saddam is like god. Saddam is the reincarnation of Nebuchadnezzar, ruler and rightful king of the Babylonian empire, defender of Palestine and conqueror of Mesopotamia. Saddam is disco.
– And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
Likes:
Cleanliness, nice suits, rape rooms, paintings on velvet, walks on the Euphrates, biological weaponry, afternoon prayers to Allah, dissenters with blood gushing from their lying treasonous throats, SUVs.
Dislikes:
Slovenliness, beggars, painted whores, Paris Hilton, parking tickets, counterfeit antiquities on eBay, 5000 pound laser guided “bunker busters," Jews.
Interests include:
• Provoking the greedy, halfwit, president of America (Saddam cannot even write his name because Saddam is shaking with anger. Saddam wishes he would call. Saddam could make it better)
• Manipulating international economy
• Fucking with the French
• Drinking with Putin
• Taking bribes
• Giving bribes
• Polishing scud missile
• Disputing territorial boundaries
• Pumping oil
• Facial hair
Favorite Movies:
Dirty Harry (what’s it going to be punk? Go ahead make my day. LOL the best comedy ever!!)
Favorite Music:
Albums = Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack, The Best of Gloria Gainer
Singles = Psyco Killer – Talking Heads, Kiddie Grinder – Marilyn Manson, Prison Song – System Of A Down, O Sole Mio – Placido Domingo
STRENGTH IS POWER
Hey Pinhead, you know what? You are a joke! That’s what you are – a joke. And you’re a criminal for committing crimes against humanity. And you hate freedom and justice. After 35 years of running a country with no judiciary save for trials that were prejudged by you, Iraq is totally unprepared to conduct this trial. So I tell you what, why don’t you just do the same thing you did to those thousands of innocent people you slaughtered and sentence yourself to death right now and save us all the trouble. That would be a funny punch line… you joke!
Listen when this thing blows over love to have you on the Factor. The ratings will be huge! Call me.
Posted by: NoSpin_Bill
Please remove my site from your Friend’s Links: http://www.JacquesChirac.com
This is embarrassing.
Posted by: ChiracDaddy
Age: 69
Gender: 100% male
Astrological Sign: Taurus (Same birthday as Jay Leno – Ha Ha)
Zodiac Year: Ox
Industry: Socialist Pan-Arab Tyranny
Occupation: President of Iraq (That’s right I’m the president of Iraq – FU MFer!!!)
Location: Undisclosed, Iraq (C’mon, who are we kidding? I’m in the Green Zone)
Saddam is like god. Saddam is the reincarnation of Nebuchadnezzar, ruler and rightful king of the Babylonian empire, defender of Palestine and conqueror of Mesopotamia. Saddam is disco.
– And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
Likes:
Cleanliness, nice suits, rape rooms, paintings on velvet, walks on the Euphrates, biological weaponry, afternoon prayers to Allah, dissenters with blood gushing from their lying treasonous throats, SUVs.
Dislikes:
Slovenliness, beggars, painted whores, Paris Hilton, parking tickets, counterfeit antiquities on eBay, 5000 pound laser guided “bunker busters," Jews.
Interests include:
• Provoking the greedy, halfwit, president of America (Saddam cannot even write his name because Saddam is shaking with anger. Saddam wishes he would call. Saddam could make it better)
• Manipulating international economy
• Fucking with the French
• Drinking with Putin
• Taking bribes
• Giving bribes
• Polishing scud missile
• Disputing territorial boundaries
• Pumping oil
• Facial hair
Favorite Movies:
Dirty Harry (what’s it going to be punk? Go ahead make my day. LOL the best comedy ever!!)
Favorite Music:
Albums = Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack, The Best of Gloria Gainer
Singles = Psyco Killer – Talking Heads, Kiddie Grinder – Marilyn Manson, Prison Song – System Of A Down, O Sole Mio – Placido Domingo
STRENGTH IS POWER
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Hey Pinhead, you know what? You are a joke! That’s what you are – a joke. And you’re a criminal for committing crimes against humanity. And you hate freedom and justice. After 35 years of running a country with no judiciary save for trials that were prejudged by you, Iraq is totally unprepared to conduct this trial. So I tell you what, why don’t you just do the same thing you did to those thousands of innocent people you slaughtered and sentence yourself to death right now and save us all the trouble. That would be a funny punch line… you joke!
Listen when this thing blows over love to have you on the Factor. The ratings will be huge! Call me.
Posted by: NoSpin_Bill
Please remove my site from your Friend’s Links: http://www.JacquesChirac.com
This is embarrassing.
Posted by: ChiracDaddy
posted by MoDMaN at 8:45 PM
3 Comments:
Saddam,
Good stuff. You were always my favorite power crazy Middle-Eastern strongman.
Let's get together soon.
Rummy
.
If you can be civil for a change, I might finally invite you over for dinner.
This is an outrage and you are an imposter.
The REAL Saddam has been keeping a blog for years at this address
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